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Caption Competition: The Lander ExtravaganzaMany thanks to Binky & MrsB for the idea
"emergency exit here...here...and...here" - Dizzybird News item - Mr Lander poses at Twickenham in front of a stand full of all his friends. - Trev J "...And Neil Back was about here when I told him "If you kill the ball once more....." - Trev J 'You come any closer with that zoom and you're going to get some.' - KWC 'First I like it when they tie me up like this...' - Prof 'When I rule the universe you'll all have to salute me like this!' - Prof 'Now if I get the stance right, will I win the the Far Flung geezer competion?' - Richard 'The Geezer who was hurling abuse was this svelte' -The Bs 'In case of crowd or player abuse, the emergency exits are here, here, and here.' - KWC "... and the emergency exits are being pointed out now...." - WoW "...strike a pose..." - Prof 'It all starts very small...' - Prof 'I see no touchjudges' - AJB 'This might be the degree of my narrowmindedness' - Barquin Mad 'That's my naked Emu impersonation, now it's time for the elephant...' - Prof " I had to become a ref after being kicked out of emu college" - Tank '"Kark, kark..." that's the sound of the cockateil, now for the widgeon' - Prof 'Look you London Irish lot, this is what a try line looks like' - Prof "... remind me again, what does that white line signify ?" - WoW 'Lawrence, was kneeling down and sniffing it, I have no idea why' - Prof 'Look everybody, I’ve found the Golden Rivet', enter fellow chuff-chindit stage right - DavidC "That one's moved as well - does this always happen when Sale are in town?" - James 'Yes Iam guilty - please handcuff and take me away!' - DorothyH 'Fair enough, I have been masquerading as a referee for long enough, take me away officer' - Prof 'Then I crept up behind Ashotn Jones and gave him the wedgie of his life!" - Prof "dancing Steve young and sweet only seventeen oooohhhhh yeah!" - MichelleC '...and then he showed me at the next breakdown, 'cause he was on the wing then you know, and you really couldn't tell that he'd had the hair replacement therapy!' - KWC '1,2,3 ??? How many players are there in a scrum' - Rob Thomas The Macarena - Step 3. - KWC 'I upset him so much that he rammed my whistle this far up my ar*e' - BarQuin Mad International refs don't get paid that much, so Steve Lander adds to his income by appearing in ads like this as the face of "Mega-Orange Unrealistic Tanning Corp" - Viks 'I’ve trodden in myself!' - Prof 'I still like to practice, even though I haven't competitively Morris Danced for years.' - KWC 'Now which sock did I tuck that tube of preparation H down?' - Trev J 'Hello, I'm Darcy Bussell' - Prof 'Who said something about Spreaders?' - Prof '...and at half time we like to play leap frog.' - KWC 'And then the big boys made me stand like this and then got a hot crumpet and... that's when I left Charterhouse - I blubbed you see!' - Prof 'Bugger, I've got my watch strap caught on my sock' - Prof 'Well there isn't a test as such you just have to bend over like this then Ed Morrison inserts the 'Thunderer' and before you know it you're an international referee!' - Prof "Please sir, can I have some more" - OwenB 'An impersonation for you - the Moon Lander - geddit?' - Prof 'Slander prepares for kick-off between the hair dressers and interior design XVs' - BarQuin Mad 'Yes, I'd say that the karate training has helped my confidence on the pitch. Watch! Watch! Watch!' - KWC 'I think that's my arse, no hang on it might be my elbow - now I'm confused... penalty to someone' - Prof 'I went for a trim at a barber’s on the Whitton Rd and was surprised when he suggested I take it off here' - BarQuin Mad 'My thumb!!! One of those Gloucester forwards bit off my thumb!!' - Prof It's so hard to keep this smile from my face, losing control, I'm all over the place. Clowns to left of me, jokers to the right, here am I stuck in the middle with you. - WoW 'there there Tofty, I'll stop the big boys kicking that nasty ball to you' - AJB 'hands up all those who thinks Neil Backs a good guy' - BarQuin Mad Lander cuddles his only friend in the world - Viks 'Come on then, you wouldn't dare punch this beautiful face' - Prof 'And a big hand to me... yes, thankyou, thankyou!' - KWC 'The safest pair of hands in the business' - WoW 'I’ve only got hands this size, so I can’t be the complete w*****r that you think I am' - BarQuin Mad 'Cup'a'tea Mr Herriot?' - Prof 'Second rows bind like this - see I do know something about rugby!' - Prof 'Spot the invisible sheep' - DaveC After being told in numerous games by Jonno and Dawson on numerous occasions what a great bloke he is, how well "a bit of colour suits him" and how he could do just about anything he wanted to, Lander enters the World's Strongest Man contest. - Viks 'I'm dead tough, me' - Prof 'With my incredible brain power I can levitate my whistle!' - Prof 'See - the old moves are still there. I dont have the bells anymore though.' - KWC 'Strong like bull, grrrrr!' - Prof 'My body is my tool' - Prof 'Stop! Everybody look at me, I'm important! - Prof 'I've got a new whistle - bow before me mortals - BWAHAHAHAHA!' - Prof "Zieg heil....nein????" - Dizzybird "Now comes with realistic karate chop action!" - Battering Ram Winger 'Oh damn, I think I've just followed through' - Prof 'This isn't in the coaching manual, it just reminds me of my time in the Household Cavalry.' - TrevJ 'I never believed he'd actually shove my whistle where he said he would. I was walking like this for a week afterwards'. - Trev 'I think I am going to fart!!!' - Lex 'And he lept over the line like this, it was the best landiing I ever saw' - Prof 'and I c****d up the lineout decicision at the TBC final............just like that!' - AJB 'Can I go off, those Quins fans are being nasty to me' - Prof 'I think you'll find I'm the most important person on the pitch' - Prof 'This is how many decisions Im going to give Quins' way this season !' - Dunc Send your suggested captions to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk . |
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