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All entries must be received by 1st October 2002

• Viks: "For the LAST time, NO you can't join the Ladies Team!" - Innuendo Andy
  
  
• "No, Scotty, those aren't my eyes either..." - Charlie Pearce
  
  
• Scotty: "And this is the new DG condom" - Paddy69
   
  
• Viks: "And when i snap my fingers you will be - Kylie". - Bob
   
  
• Viks: "And so that is what HTML really means and how the web really got started."
  Scotty:- "ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" - MrB
   
  
• Scotty: " Viks I understand that you are a Techie, can you help me? I seem to be have trouble with my floppy." - Worried of Whitton
   
  
• Scotty: "Crumbs! Well, it was there a minute ago......." - Steeevo
   
  
• Scotty: "What? Oh, THESE trousers......" - Steevo
   
  
• Viks: "Go and have wash immediately, you nasty little man!" - CallHome
   
  
• Scotty: *SIGH* "It's the braces, right? You don't like the braces. I knew they were too much."
  Viks: "It's not the braces so much as what they're attached to......." - Steevo
   
  
• Scotty: "If you look from this angle it looks quite big!" - Melvin
   
  
• Scotty: "Sorry Viks, Tempting though it is I'm afraid my girlfriend would kill me if I took you up on that offer" - BrianC
   
  
• "I'm really sorry, Miss Gallagher - but they made me put these trews on!" - Rugby Bird
   
  
• Scotty: "Yes Miss Gallagher, I will not tell Prof my room number again" - Lurcio
   
  
• Viks: "Is that it?!"
  Scotty: "Sorry it's never happened to me before" - Prof
   
  
• Scotty: 'No REALLY, it wasn't me!' - KWC
   
  
• Viks: 'Do you know who I am?!' - KWC
   
  
• Viks: 'Do you know who my father is?!' - KWC
   
  
• Viks (thinking to herself) - Well that's found his off switch, now which room do I book the booze to? - Lurcio
   
  
• Viks: 'I guess my ruler must be in different units to yours....' - KWC
   
  
• Scotty: "It's never done that before" - Lurcio
   
  
• Scotty: "Sorry Viks, I promise the next signing will be a 6'6" single, Northern second row" - Prof
   
  
• Viks thinking - "How has he balanced that picture on his shoulder!" - Lurcio