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• Andre saying "No, officer, honestly, I just found this false hand lying on the floor" - Boonie
• Well officer, I wasn't actually there at the time but it happened at Twickenham and it was a clear cut case of daylight robbery - the culprit, Steve Lander of course! - Prof
• So you have to read there rights before can kick them - Melvin
• I want to make an official complaint!
  Date 4/4/03 Place Headingley
  We were travelling comfortably towards a four star hostelry, when some blind, traffic warden gives D.L. a parking ticket! (For heaven's sake he was still moving.) Then he stops the rest of us and  lets oncoming traffic through. Before we know it, the landlord has called time! We're expecting a jug and all we get is one measly pint! - Babs