The image: Here we see Viks & Spanna in the Red Sea

The score: Now I know you two lovely Quins ladies are blond but the whole idea of this competition is to be wearing the trews in an odd location - you have done well with the location but you are only holding the trews! The inventive use of the snorkels wins extra points. The Committee has awarded 474 points for this entry.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

The rules. The entries.