The image: Viks on the wreck of the Yolanda in the Red Sea

The score: We have had subterranean entries so far but this is the first submarine one which means it receives lots of extra points for difficulty of reaching the location. The linear distance from The Stoop is rather good too. Although there are no Geezering activities going on Viks is in the Quin pose. The Committee of 57 Old Geezers was very impressed by this entry and duely awarded Viks a staggering 670 points which would have put her in first place until it was noticed that Viks has only worn the trews in public as part of the FW outfit on tour so cannot be judged as a true DG but just as an associated member. Also it was discovered that the changing room that she used to change into the trews was much too wet to be allowed for such use in accordance with the regulations which were written after the entry was submitted (in true RFU/ERU style) so Viks' score has been reduced to 643.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

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