The image: Young Rob in Monaco beside the Grand Prix course.

The score: A rather tame entry from the youngster . He is wearing a mulberry Quins t-shirt rather than a jersey, there is no drinking going on, or dancing or singing - in fact the only Geezering activity is the wearing of the trews which is the minimum requirement for entry into the competition. The ankles are crossed but we believe this is more for comfort than for any Harlequin reason. The Committee were disappointed and Young Rob (having failed to bribe the judges too) gets a pathetic 175 points - Must Try Harder!

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

The rules. The entries.