The image: Young Rob in Oslo. This was taken in the courtyard of Oslo Castle. I tried to find the most famous thing in Oslo, but there's not that much anyone would recognise... YR is seen in a quasai-quinesque pose, and with the beginnings of a coat pile (see, I'm learning). It turned out this was a military barracks, and there were soldiers pointing and laughing out of the windows, to add to those in the background - I don't know what at though...

The score: This is YoungRob's best entry so far. Unfortunately as a student on a gap year he will always be judged harshly by the committee of Old Geezers. The linear distance from The Stoop isn't fantastic but having your photo taken in the trews in an area where the locals carry firearms does give more points (see Binky's entry from Waskington and any photos from an away game to Wasps when they were in Shepherd's bush!).The crossed ankles and coat pile are good, but where is the drinking, dancing and singing? The committee of Old Geezers awards that workshy, tax dodging, student - YoungRob - a creditable 353 points.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

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