The image: Here we see AJB in a typical tourist pose outside the Colosseum

The score: Andy can be seen standing outside one of the most recognisable edifaces in the world and he is wearing his trews which is a good start when it comes to points. Sadly he is wearing an England shirt not a Quins one - Quins players may do better in an England shirt but sadly Geezers do not! The distance from the Stoop is pretty good which increases the pointage further. But what Geezering activities are going on? None that can be easily seen, there is apotential start of a coat pile there but Andy is still wearing it on his shoulder. Where's the driinking, singing, dancing etc? However extra points are gained for scaring the natives with one person even fleeing in terror - well done mate. Then again are they running away because of he trews or are they going to the carabineri to report that you have stolen a pillow and are hiding it up your shirt? A very creditable 490 points goes to you.

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