The image: AJB with Elvis in Rome

The score: Well what can we say but "Well done Andy". This is a fine FFG entry, and one for us all to try to better. The linear distance is good with the photo being taken in Rome, the trews are there, he's drinking (although he is only holding one glass rather than the more typical three - one up, one down, one in your hand), he's wearing a silly hat, sadly the shirt is again an England one rather than a Quins one so not maximum points for that. He is also pictured with Elvis in his "white nylon jumpsuit/dead on the toilet phase", Elvis is obviously impressed with the trews (at least we hope that's what he's pointing at!). Is Elvis teaching AJB to sing and dance or is it the other way round? The current King of the FFGs meets the King of Rock'n'Roll! The committee of 57 old Geezers has awarded Andy a staggering 643 points for this entry!

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