Diamond Geezer Title

Far Flung Geezers: The Competition

Andy with Biggus Dickus
The image:
AJB at the Colosseum with his mates Biggus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttocks
The score:
Not happy with his previous entry Andy returns to the Colosseum for another shot at the title. This time he has surpassed himself and has used time warping techniques not seen since Dr Who of Tony Spreadbury were last seen! Here Andy is with Biggus Dickus and Incontinentia Buttocks - they are obviously impressed with Andy's attire, in fact Biggus Dickus (left) seems to be jealous of other things too - perhaps this is why he has his gladius in a rather dangerous position! incontinentia is wearing Andy's silly hat, but there are no further Geezering activities going on. There was even the chance of being in full Harlequin pose with sword held above the head but Andy has missed this. Although the time warping was impressive, this entry falls short of his Elvis entry and the committee has given Andy a very good 555 points.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

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