The image: Here we see a photograph submitted byCallHome of The Professor wandering into a religious ceremony in Cambodia.

The score: The linear distance from the Stoop as well as trews wearing would get this entry many points, however it looks like CallHome is fabricating evidence more often than the West Midlands Serious Crimes Squad! We know this because as far as he knows the Prof has never been to Cambodia (not that Prof's memory is always infallible). Again this entry gets a resounding 0!

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