The image: David Judge at a Buddhist temple, Korea.

The score: The linear distance from the Stoop is very good, David is wearing the trews and a CSF shirt . He gets extra points for the coloured lanterns that make his trews look positively dull! Extra points are also gained for the response to the trews of the old monk. If there had been more geezering activities going on he would have got more points but they may have been a tad inappropriate. The committee of 57 old geezers awards David a huge 635 points.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

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