The image: kwin in a shocking pose!!!

The score: What can we say? When the 57 Old Geezers saw this they were shocked beyond all experience! Some retched, some passed out and some reached for the Tanquaray! So what are we seeing here? Obviously it is kwin, but that's as far as we can understand. The photograph was taken in the Cabbage Patch (an official Geezering pub) which is barely any distance from The Stoop. So it's close to home but that could be a mistake - apart from the fact that Geezre spys have seen kwin at Heathrow Airport bound for American and Japan in the last ten days! Even so where are the trews, where are the drinks, where's the coat pile and where is the bon viveur attitude? Sadly they are all missing - so the committee had no option but to harshly mark this 'Geezer'. He gets the lowest score ever (even lower than the cheating entries) at a shameful -700!

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