The image: Here we see Melvin "The Horned Helmet" in Sydney in front of the Harbour Bridge.

The score: Melvin does well again for linear distance from the Stoop, for wearing the trews and the NEC shirt and for having a famous landmark in the background. Again there is no coat pile or Geezering activity going on - however the local on the left is so taken by Melvin's appearence that he had to take a photo, and the young couple who should be staring into each other's eyes are both staring at Melvin. After long deliberation the Committee have awarded Melvin a huge 643 points, which currently leaves him tied in first place with AJB.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

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