The image: Here we see Melvin "the Horned Helmet" on the steps of the Sydney Opera House.

The score: Melvin obviously does very well on the distance from the Stoop score, and also does well for the famous monument in the background, for the trews and for the shirt. However there is no coat pile, no dancing, drinking or singing going on - a very poor score on the Geezering activities. The Committee of Old Geezers have awarded Melvin 610 points.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

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