The image: Worried of Whitton with the Little Mermaid in Copenhagen. The Little Mermaid is paying absolutely no attention and has a far away look in her eye. Indeed. She's thinking "For god sake get this geezer off me tail!" and is wishing to be anywhere other than in a place where she is about to be goosed by a bloke in awful (oops, I mean awesome) strides. Overheard were such remarks as "Mein Got....was in Himmel is DAS????" (German) "Mon Dieu, qu'est-ce qui se passe? Il y a un mec qui va recevoir une visite de la police sartoriale..." (French) "Awesome Pants!" (American. No comment) (and they did invent the golf trouser did they not?) (my case rests).

The score: Worried of Whitton scores well for the trews and the NEC shirt, the distance from the Stoop isn't fantastic but being by the Little Mermaid increases the points awarded. There are no Geezering activities shown - drinking, dancing, singing etc and there is no coat pile visible. All in all not a bad entry, the Committee awards WoW a creditable 460 points.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

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