Diamond Geezers - Quins Supporters

The image:
The Professor in Rome drinking his height in beer

The score:
This is a tricky one to score because The Prof seems to have got a tad confused. He gets pretty good points for the linear distance from The Stoop, he is wearing trews and a relatively old shirt. Instead of there being a pile of coats there is a pile of empty Guinness cans and instead of holding multiple drinks he seems to be holding them all in his belly.

Also it seems that he hasn't drunk his own height in Guinness but probably Garrick Morgan's, in fact the top of the pillar can't be seen so it could be even higher! The onlookers look fairly unimpressed so there are no extra points for that. Also points are deducted for being in a city full of monuments and having the photo taken outside a beer tent - I thought you were supposed to be cultured!

So not a bad display all in all, the clothing, drinking and silliness all go to producing the score of 486.

Far Flung Geezers: The Competition