The image: Here we see Tom - with two friends - recreating the half-time jollity at The Stoop in Australia/

The score: Tom can be seen on the left in a typical terrible dancing Geezer stance which earns him points. He is also wearing an earlier shirt - in this case an NEC one. He is getting others to join in - always a good Geezering action. The linear distance from The Stoop is very inpressive, the two main things that let him down are the lack of alcohol and the lack of true Geezer trewws! The Committee of Old Geezers have awarded Tom an amazing 642 points! Tom - next time, wear the trews, have a drink in your hand and dance by a coat pile.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st October 2002

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