The image: Here we see Wendy Stormont standing at the Equator in Uganda with one foot in each hemisphere.

The score: Wendy gets good points for linear distance from the Stoop and for being iin a famous and difficult to reach location. The trews are being used to prevent malaria and also are being used on charity business (fact finding for an AIDS charity) If only there was some drinking, dancing or singing going on she would hvae been awarded more points. The fact a Quins shirt isn't being worn loses points too. The Committee has awarded Wendy a very creditable 639 points

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