The image: Here we see Wendy Stormont standing at the Equator in Uganda with one foot in each hemisphere.

The score: Wendy gets good points for linear distance from the Stoop and for being iin a famous and difficult to reach location. The trews are being used to prevent malaria and also are being used on charity business (fact finding for an AIDS charity) The poncho is being put to good use to scare away rogue elephants and man-eating lions - if only there was some drinking, dancing or singing going on. The Committee has awarded Wendy 643 points.

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