The image: MafiaQuin & Wendy in Barbados.

The score: Last year's winner Wendy enters again this year alongside her husband MafiaQuin. They are eating dinner at the world renowned restaurant Harlequin in Barbados. The photograph was taken by the restaurant owner. The trews are allegedly being worn but not visible as they are under the table (the trews that is). They attempted to create a coat pile but no one had worn a coat since the temperature was 30 degrees C. They get a very creditable 341 points

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st June 2004

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