The image: Jacana, Townsville, Australia.

The score: Jacana can be seen here modelling the Quins baby grow and although she's not wearing the trews she is wearing a snazzy line in footwear, the extent with which they clash with her grow are really something special. She probably has a similar mental age to most Geezerettes too. This is in tropical Queensland so the linear distance from the Stoop is excellent, but unlike other entries from Jacana she isn't at a rugby match. Jacana scores 549 for this entry

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