The image: Here we see our cartoonist in residence - Midge in Hong Kong.

The score: Midge has done pretty well here although there are no trews on display - was he wearing any we ask ourselves?? He is bravely wearing a poncho, that unfairly maligned piece of Quins attire. He is in a market in Hong Kong so he gets good points for distance. The scary 'mad monk' look to this photo gets even better marks, the Committee of 57 Old Geezers award Midge a fine 404 points.

All entries must be sent to theprofessor@diamondgeezers.org.uk by 1st June 2004

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