We're all going on a geezer holiday
We're all gonna drink a pint or two
We're all going to the Stade Francais
And sup another two or three
or four, or five

We're going where the Quins score freely
We're gonna see if we can go through
We win every week at our ground
We can do it in Paris too

Fun and laughter on a geezer holiday
Doing things we always wanted to
So we'll make it a win-in-Paris-day
And make our geezering dreams come true
For an hour or two.